Tag:Tiger Jokes
Posted on: December 5, 2009 1:08 am

Tiger Woods Jokes

Okay Tiger is in some hot water, why not laugh at his expense?  These are typed as I am reading the NY Post.

-What does Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?  They're both clubbed by Scandinavians.

-Apparently The Police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit Woods with the golf club. She says I cannot be sure, but put me down for five.

-What's the Difference Between a Cadillac and a golf ball? Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 400 yards.

- We now see that Tiger Woods drives very well in the fairway... however he does not fare well in the driveway.

- What does the Ryder Cup and Tiger Wood's House have in common?  They're both places where Tiger gets beat by Europeans.

- Today, Ping Golf announced it is signing Mrs. Woods to a multimillion endorsement deal for the new line of women's fairway woods. Their new slogan Elin Woods, the clubs you can beat Tiger with.
Category: Golf
Tags: Tiger Jokes
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